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Let me just say…barf.
The one I hate the second most is yet another diamond commercial. Mom rocking baby in the middle of the night, Dad gets up in his t-shirt and gives her a diamond. I imagine her saying, “Oh, honey I can’t wait to see what it looks like on my hand cleaning a dirty diaper!”
Seriously, she doesn’t want a diamond, she wants him to take the baby and say go get some sleep.
The third most hated Christmas commercial is the perfume commercial with a couple ice skating to I’ve Got You Babe. Naturally she can skate well and he keeps falling down, but he is sincerely trying to meet her in her world. It’s about as stupid and trite as that scene in New Moon where the writer wanted to depict a happy future for Bella and Edward by dressing them in white and showing them running through a meadow. It’s vampire fiction not a Julie Andrews film.
Once again, let me just say…barf.
Here’s a commercial I did like! Anyone whose raised a daughter over the last decade knows this commercial is pitch perfect. From the beat, to the dance to the gestures…its all girl.
And another that made my Holiday Like List:
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I’ve known Mary since we were 17. She has 5 children, teaches preschool for her school district, religion class at her church, always owns a red car and up until recently was one of the North Star Roller Girls.
Last week Mary’s oldest daughter, Angela and her husband Ryan, welcomed their first baby, Landon Jeffrey. Today Landon turned 7 days old and had his pictures taken.
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When the story about Tiger Woods alleged affair first broke it seemed like a private matter between him and his wife. As the list of women swells without the slightest hint of erectile dysfunction one can only conclude that Tiger pounced on any piece of tail that moved.
Tiger hasn’t been true to his wife but he has been on the prowl and true to his name.
Since a large portion of Tiger’s wealth has come from endorsements and his clean image, a very public flogging is to be expected.
While I am truly sorry for Elin and their children, I can’t help but find humor in that Tiger’s name makes him a metaphor and I can’t stop giggling. Mrs. Tiger claws Mr. Tiger and Tiger emerges with his tail between his legs.
Perhaps Elin should cut Tiger loose.
Maybe Tiger needs shorter leash?
Even better, maybe Tiger’s should be caged.
If guys like Tiger want to swing, why do they get married?
Since Elin’s golf swing makes Tiger look like a pussy perhaps she should do his celebrity golf endorsements and Tiger can endorse Trojans, Viagra or Nuvaring…because he really is at home with the O.
All the same, no one would argue that Tiger Woods skill as a golfer has redefined the world of golf but now it seems he’s also redefined golf language and made it a snort.
Best ball.
Bump and run shot.
Do you have a firm grip on your putter?
Mastering the basic of your pitch shot.
Drive it further.
Putting back spin on your balls.
Topping the ball.
Stroke mechanics.
